Faster Than A Speeding iPod


So, Superman is getting the upgrade to dark. Gonna wear a hoodie, have an attitude ...


I'd think this was completely doomed, except that Joe Straczynski is writing it, so there's a shot that it might fly.


But still. Batman, sure -- he was always on the edge of psychosis, in it for revenge. Supe? Mr. Goody Two Shoes? 


What next? Richie Rich becomes a communist? Mickey and Goofy hook up?