a writing challenge for YOU - take 2!

You know the brilliant and fabulous mean and sharkly colleague of mine The Janet Reid.




You saw her contest to win a copy of an ARC for the amazing and life-changing YOU by Charles Benoit.




You may have even entered to win.




You thought she could get away with tormenting me with limericks.  (And she is an excellent limerick writer, is she not?)




But you underestimated the trouble with godsends.  And you underestimated me.




I've officially hijacked YOU and her contest.  See evidence below.









If you want to win the ARC (you should), there are new rules.


Your challenge? 100 words that describe what Janet is going to do now.


Rules:
100 words or fewer.


Answers/entries must be posted to the comment column of this post.


You may lie, cheat, steal and bribe to get info.


You may collaborate and collude.


You may work in groups or alone.


Points are awarded for originality and correct use of second person POV.


Extra points for using the words "gnaw" "chomp" "minions" and "herpet American assistant" or for starting with the first line of the book "You're surprised at all the blood."


You have 24 hours (that's three extra hours!).  The contest now closes at 3:00 pm on Sunday May 23rd.




Prize (and here's the best part): the winner gets the ARC of YOU.  (And don't worry, I will make sure The Janet Reid knows you are completely innocent.  I will bear the full measure of her sharkly wrath).