Haha. Today my boss turns to me and says, "You should change your title." (He's British, so imagine it with the accent too)
Me: "My title?"
Boss: "Literary Assistant sounds so young and entry level."
Me: *stares at him expectantly*
Boss: "You should at least be the..." (Adds emphasis) "Executive Assistant. You are the assistant to the CEO and for everything you do... we aren't going to start paying you more or anything, but we'll give you a little more clout."
Me: "Okay, sounds good."
So there you have it. I've graduated up the ranks and am now an Executive Assistant