Thanks again to everyone who entered...
Honorable mentions go to the following:
- Truest: jamiekswriter at 10:08pm
"Jack Reacher is Worth Dying For"
- Appeals to my bibliophilia, not to my sensitive feet: LQQ at 5:46pm
"A man with sewage between his toes saves democracy forever more."
(The Pericles Commission by Gary Corby)
- A *complete* catalogue of every one of the visceral reactions I experienced while reading the Avery Cates books: Patty Blount at 8:55am
"Jeff Somers' heart-pumping sci-fi series will make you cringe,
gag, gasp and beg for more."
And now! The Winners!!
Funniest Blurb goes to:

Sprunty at 1:34am!!!
"NUMB questions how much abuse a suit can take."
(NUMB by Sean Ferrell)

Best In Show/The Pick-Up-iest Blurb goes to:
Pamela Cayne at 11:55am!!!!!!!!!
"A dark and tangled tale that will keep you up late reading, scared to turn off the light."
(BANISHED by Sophie Littlefield)
This was such a fun contest. Thanks for entering, and your patience as I got this up!! Sprunty and Pamela, send me an email and we'll set up your chats!